Research Devotee T-Shirts

'I forgot the question.'

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

"I want you to promise you'll take some of your Nobel Prize money and buy yourself something nice."

"He's a typical kid. Spends all day on that thing doing his genetic sequencing."

Brian works in stem cell research

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Television Readers.

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Always with the String Theory."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

You're the olive in my martini

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"Bonk!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Alexander Fleming

COVID Devotion

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'