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'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Sexual chemistry set

"Always with the String Theory."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

COVID Devotion

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'Catch this!'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"Yeah, it's my science assignment: my dad is a scientist and forced me to start from first principles..."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Frankenstein egg.

'I forgot the question.'

Frankenfish

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"