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'The homework ate my dog.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"Bonk!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"