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'The good news is I got an 'A' on my science project. Brace yourself for the bad news.'

Jr. cloning kit

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

Bigger Brain

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

"Yeah, it's my science assignment: my dad is a scientist and forced me to start from first principles..."

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

Bacteria fame at last.

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Waiting for the results.

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

Scientist with test tube.

'The homework ate my dog.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

Covid Duel

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

Battle against Ebola.

"Oh, now you tell me!"

"Let's work really hard today—your parents are eager for deliverables."

"The standard model accounts for the 12 known particles of matter that interact via the strong, weak and electromagnetic fundamental forces. Okay, smart girl, do you understand that?"

Ant farm "Don't look to the sides, man!"

'Guys, I've just discovered how to turn myself back into a fly!'

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'