Science Project Superstar Gifts

'The good news is I got an 'A' on my science project. Brace yourself for the bad news.'

Jr. cloning kit

"I've outgrown my backpack."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

Bigger Brain

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

"Yeah, it's my science assignment: my dad is a scientist and forced me to start from first principles..."

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

Bacteria fame at last.

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Waiting for the results.

'I was trying to create an anti-aging formula using stem cells.'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

'The homework ate my dog.'

Scientist with test tube.

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

Covid Duel

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

Battle against Ebola.

"Oh, now you tell me!"

"Phil's a living legend on this campus. His last grant proposal won a Pulitzer."

"Let's work really hard today—your parents are eager for deliverables."

'Guys, I've just discovered how to turn myself back into a fly!'

"The standard model accounts for the 12 known particles of matter that interact via the strong, weak and electromagnetic fundamental forces. Okay, smart girl, do you understand that?"

Armstrong, what's going on? Go away. I'm busy. You've been in there for days. Something strange is going on. Yes, something strange, if not downright bizarro. Institute for Capitalist Exploitation. Soon the world will be mine.

Ant farm "Don't look to the sides, man!"

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'