Scientific Superstar Gifts

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Exam

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I started a collection!"

Bigger Brain

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

Bacteria fame at last.

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

Waiting for the results.

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"She's always been a quick learner."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Along with 'Antimatter,' and 'Dark Matter,' we've recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't Matter,' which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever."

Graduate of 2021

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"