Science Project Fanatic Pillows

'The homework ate my dog.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Bonk!"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!