Devoted Skeptic T-Shirts

"Your god made me an atheist! How dare you question his wisdom?!"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Now do you believe me?"

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'So help me, which god?'

"And Lord, let not thy laws apply to me, your loyal servant, but only to those miserable sinners whose souls we endeavor to save when it suits us."

Alternative Accountants

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

'Oh my god!'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

"Oh yes, I've got the whole business computerised now"

Atheist Richard Dawkins attacks Pope's beliefs.

Brains Prohibited sign on door to church

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

'I blame the internet.'

"When Daddy goes by, make sure he can see how bored we are."