Devoted Skeptic Pillows

"Your god made me an atheist! How dare you question his wisdom?!"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Doing Something About the Weather

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Now do you believe me?"

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'So help me, which god?'

"And Lord, let not thy laws apply to me, your loyal servant, but only to those miserable sinners whose souls we endeavor to save when it suits us."

Alternative Accountants

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

'Oh my god!'

"Oh yes, I've got the whole business computerised now"

Atheist Richard Dawkins attacks Pope's beliefs.

Brains Prohibited sign on door to church

"Yes, I've read the bible. I've also read 'Harry Potter', but I don't believe in wizards."

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

They all have to get down the slide in 2.7 seconds or we lose our funding. In schools soon: The recess aptitude test.

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

'I blame the internet.'

"When Daddy goes by, make sure he can see how bored we are."