Devout Skeptic Pillows

Preacher performs a miracle.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"I totally meant to do that."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

Doing Something About the Weather

Science deniers Soc.

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

Documentation Please

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'