Devout Skeptic Mugs

Preacher performs a miracle.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Science deniers Soc.

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

Documentation Please

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"What do the know!"

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"