Craft Project Enthusiast Gifts

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

Building Blocks.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Your Home Remodel Team

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

The Sculptor

Like father like son.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Meow Power Demolition team.

Beyond Dante

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Wallpapering with Nails

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."