Craft Project Enthusiast Mugs

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Building Blocks.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

Building a company.

The Sculptor

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Like father like son.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Beyond Dante

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Wallpapering with Nails

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Pelican and Origami

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."