Art Project Curator Gifts

'You'll have to bring in your own refrigerator.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'Projectile painting.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Misunderstood artist

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Convenience.

Rodin's Browser

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

The Rise of Modern Art

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.