'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'
First Art Project Gifts
Looking for a unique way to honor someone's first steps into art? Our 'First Art Project' collection offers playful and inspiring items that capture the excitement of beginning an artistic journey. Whether it's a child, student, or beginner, these products make memorable keepsakes or motivating gifts to celebrate their creative milestone.
"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."
"Young Frankenstein"
The Art Student.
"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."
The Artist
'I'm in my Blue period.'
Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?
"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."
"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."
Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.
"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.
'Projectile painting.'
Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)
"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."
Just call me Picasso!
'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'
How to draw a martian!
Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.
"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."
"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"
"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"
'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'
'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'
Vincent Van Og.
German School
'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'
Children's Imagination
"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."
"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."
'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'
The Best Art Teacher in the World.
'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'
Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing
First Art Project Gifts Collection
First Art Project Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating life events—perfect for every proud moment, including first art projects.
First Art Project Pillows
Find cozy pillows that add personality to your space and celebrate life's special moments, like a first art project.
First Art Project Prints
Decorate your walls with inspiring prints for every life event, perfect to commemorate their artistic journey or milestone.
First Art Project T-Shirts
Discover playful t-shirts that commemorate milestones and hobbies—ideal for showcasing your passions and celebrating new beginnings.