Artistic Projects Prints

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

"Young Frankenstein"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

D.I.Y

"It's a mobile."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"He's my school project for science class."

Imagine

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Children's Imagination

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Yeah, it's my science assignment: my dad is a scientist and forced me to start from first principles..."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"