Intellect Gifts

Mental Floss

"Where did you say you went to college?"

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

How do bright women get pregnant?

'Changed your mind. I hope it's better than the old one.'

"No-one likes a smart-arse, Jenkins..."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Miss America IQ Pageant

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Paul Ree

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

Downloads.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Assertiveness

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Graph to find your IQ

Bee Chess

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

The power of the brain

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

Lost and Profound.

Head full of Books.