Intelligence Gifts

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'It's his ambition to have an answer for everything.'

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

"Are you sure he's saying 'Death to the infielders'?"

'You'll recieve anger management training where you'll be taught to kill in an aloof,professional way.'

"This boy's getting to be too smart."

"I'm afraid we have a leak sir!"

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

'This one is for not blowing any CIA agent's secret cover.'

CSIS had a little ink left over, Prime Minister, so they've blacked out your paycheque.

National Security Agency: If at first you don't succeed, spy, spy again!

Head full of Books.

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

Spy reading secret service weekly.

'Yes, Dear, I know fish is brain food, but maybe you should cut down a little!'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

CIA Disinformation Desk

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

MI5 playing 'I spy...'

Snowden & Assange

Mensa Testing Centre

Graph to find your IQ

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

MI666 (The MI6 building with devil horns).

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

'I'm afraid I can't go out with you tonight: I'm washing my brain.'

'For us Son, it's not 'Survival of the Fittest', but 'Survival of the Cleverest'...'

MI5 Press Office

H.M.Customs 'Nothing to declare' 'Articles to declare' 'Genius to declare'

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

United States of America

'You're arrogant, pig-headed and have no communication skills -have you thought of a career in intelligence?'

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'