Intelligence Testing Gifts

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

Ethics exam cheater.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"National security adviser"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'More government surveillance!'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"That's hardly necessary!"

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Good Luck with your finals.

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Legalish

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.