Intelligence Tests Gifts

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

We realise you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do in anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q.

"Oh, he says he's a Mensa, but take away his smartphone and smartwatch and he's just another dumb jerk."

Miss America IQ pageant.

"I think you are getting carried away, all you've done is finish one crossword."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"So, what are you reading?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Have you been working out?"

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Football team discussions.

Good Luck with your finals.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Your IQ came back negative."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The power of the brain

Graph to find your IQ

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

Bee Chess

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Head full of Books.