Intelligence Tests Gifts

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

We realise you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do in anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q.

"Oh, he says he's a Mensa, but take away his smartphone and smartwatch and he's just another dumb jerk."

Miss America IQ pageant.

"I think you are getting carried away, all you've done is finish one crossword."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"We thought this was more realistic."

"So, what are you reading?"

"Have you been working out?"

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Football team discussions.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Your IQ came back negative."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Footballer kicking his own brain.

The power of the brain

Graph to find your IQ

Bee Chess

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

Head full of Books.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"