Intelligence Tester Gifts

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

"Your IQ came back negative."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"National security adviser"

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"That's hardly necessary!"

'More government surveillance!'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Legalish

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Government Intelligence

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The EP-21 spy plane.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Graph to find your IQ

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

Bee Chess

The power of the brain