Intelligence Tester Pillows

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

"Your IQ came back negative."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"National security adviser"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"That's hardly necessary!"

'More government surveillance!'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Government Intelligence

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

Graph to find your IQ

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Bee Chess

The power of the brain