Intelligence Games Gifts

mensa toilet

"Smart Arse"

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Thinking Gears

The Life of Pi

Cat in a tank...

Little league world series of poker.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Putin and Zelensky

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Some card-game puns

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Sweep the board.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'