Intelligence Games Mugs

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"Smart Arse"

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Thinking Gears

Cat in a tank...

Little league world series of poker.

Putin and Zelensky

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Sweep the board.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Some card-game puns

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."