Efficient Thinkers Pillows

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

Biro Diversity

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

Chinese History: Redwash

Climate Change Road