Efficient Thinkers Gifts

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'The Questioner'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

How Optimism Works

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Challenge and solution

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

Chinese History: Redwash

Climate Change Road

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.