Flexible Thinkers Prints

Flexible

Ban on Free Speech

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Playdough's The Republic

"It's o.k., come on out."

Hamlet

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

The Mainstream

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"Sure, you can buy them another round, but is this really how you want to spend your MacArthur Grant?"

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

Multitasking

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."