Flexible Friend Gifts

Snowperson Yoga

A yoga man in knots being stretchered to hospital

"It's not what you think."

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

"Hey, people doing downward dog -- quit sniffing people doing tree pose."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

Echappe

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Garden Goddess.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Lamb Noise.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Life's a Bench.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Global Warming.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

Picnic with thieves

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Dam it all

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

They can't all look like sheep butts.

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'