Flexible Furry Friends Gifts

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Your love gives me strength."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"It's not what you think."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Dog and man on couch

'He's barking mad!'

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Work out buddies.

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'

Gee, thanks

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

"Worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever seen."

Snowperson Yoga

Echappe

Dance Partners

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

Dog and Runner Jumping Hurdles Together

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

They're quite easy to please actually: Wag your tail when you look at them and you're set for life...

Stop turning down the thermostat.

'A payment plan? What do you mean?'

'Honey must not like you! She's never bitten anyone before.'

'Rain or no, I still think he wants to go walkies,dear.'