Flexible Friend T-Shirts

Snowperson Yoga

A yoga man in knots being stretchered to hospital

"It's not what you think."

"Hey, people doing downward dog -- quit sniffing people doing tree pose."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

Echappe

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Mixed Doubles.

Garden Goddess.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Lamb Noise.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Picnic with thieves

Global Warming.

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

A man selling a horse to an older lady

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Cow outboard engine