Imaginative Friend Gifts

Arabian Nights.

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

Happy Birthday Big Bad Wolf

Flowers Explosion!

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

Shall I be mother?

Balding gnomes

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Rudolf Carnap

'Children's Personals'

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

Man talking to a tree.

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

Thank you for not urinating.

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

Frog shelters from the rain under a flamingos tail feathers.

'Sit!'