Visionary Friend Gifts

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

North Pole

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

Blue sky thinking

Thinking outside of the box

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Business Target

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

The Day Dreamer.

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Balding gnomes

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

Rudolf Carnap

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'Children's Personals'

Arabian Nights.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936