Artistic Friend Gifts

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Sit!'

'Projectile painting.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Who are you?

A Friend in Need.

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

Warhol Exhibit

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

Rudolf Carnap

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'No...I would not like a nice big slice of Angel Food cake!'

'My right brain isn't working.'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Arabian Nights.

Pavement Art.

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

At First Van Gogh attempts to impress by cutting off his ear flap.

Junk Art

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

"Mother! Have you seem my reds? My yellows? My, for god's sake, my blues??"