Fantastical Friend Gifts

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people person.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Priest

Santa Dog

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Balding gnomes

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Words falling out of bible.

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Arabian Nights.

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Big man on Krampus

The Good Samaritan.

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

Thank you for not urinating.

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

Faithbook

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"I just friended God!"

A Yo-yo is in reality a flying saucer.