Fantastical Friend Mugs

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people person.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Priest

Santa Dog

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Balding gnomes

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Words falling out of bible.

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Big man on Krampus

Arabian Nights.

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

The Good Samaritan.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"I just friended God!"

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

Thank you for not urinating.

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

Frog shelters from the rain under a flamingos tail feathers.

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

A Yo-yo is in reality a flying saucer.