Whimsical Friend Mugs

"When I'm with you, Larry, I feel like a small bird again."

Thank you for not urinating.

Frog shelters from the rain under a flamingos tail feathers.

A Yo-yo is in reality a flying saucer.

This year we all got beards!

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Bangers and Mash

Spring Training

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Jack in the Box

The worm that churned!

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"Look! A sushi bar!"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Banana

'My biological clock finally went off.'

Arabian Nights.

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

When Pugs dream.

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'