Whimsical Friend Mugs

"It's just bloating."

"When I'm with you, Larry, I feel like a small bird again."

Thank you for not urinating.

Frog shelters from the rain under a flamingos tail feathers.

A Yo-yo is in reality a flying saucer.

This year we all got beards!

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Bangers and Mash

Spring Training

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The worm that churned!

Jack in the Box

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Banana

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

'My biological clock finally went off.'

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

When Pugs dream.

Arabian Nights.

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'