Fairytale Friend Gifts

'Snow White and the seven rehab dwarves.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Here be dragons.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Well, that one got away."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Midnight Basketball

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Fairtale prosecutions.

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'