Fantasy Friend Gifts

Monsters under a child's bed.

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

Homeless or hungry.

Balding gnomes

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"He's So Your Type."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Children's Personals'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Arabian Nights.

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

Man talking to a tree.

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

Flowers Explosion!

Frogs french-kissing a princess.

"I want to see other hallucinations."

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."