Fantasy Friend Gifts

Monsters under a child's bed.

Homeless or hungry.

Balding gnomes

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"He's So Your Type."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Children's Personals'

Arabian Nights.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

Man talking to a tree.

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

Flowers Explosion!

Frogs french-kissing a princess.

"I want to see other hallucinations."

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Clears the Dinner Table

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

'Everyone go long and... um... oh yeah. Rusty will stay back and block.'