Flamboyant Friend Gifts

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bears going water skiing.

A Macaroni in 1772

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Clown Happy Hour

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Caliologist

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

The Dandy

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Tango

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wine tasters...

'This is me at my most masculine.'