Flamboyant Friend Gifts

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

10 K Tail-Chase

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A Macaroni in 1772

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bears going water skiing.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Clown Happy Hour

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Caliologist

The Dandy

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Tango

Tunnel of fleeting love.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

Yep, I started out as a dog groomer.

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Elton John

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wine tasters...