Visionary Friend Mugs

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

North Pole

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

Blue sky thinking

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Thinking outside of the box

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Business Target

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

The Day Dreamer.

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Balding gnomes

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

Rudolf Carnap

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'Children's Personals'

Arabian Nights.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"