Imaginative Friend Prints

Arabian Nights.

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

Flowers Explosion!

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Balding gnomes

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

Shall I be mother?

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Rudolf Carnap

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

'Children's Personals'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Man talking to a tree.

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

Thank you for not urinating.

Frog shelters from the rain under a flamingos tail feathers.

Robinia Floribunda

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

A Yo-yo is in reality a flying saucer.

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

'Sit!'