Fantasy Loving Friend Prints

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Canine Companion

Toadstools

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Desert Island BBQ

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"He's already getting attached to you."