Fantasy Fiction Friend Prints

Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

He looks so natural lying there...

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Hansel and Gretal

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Going Down?

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Mermaids in love

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Well this is awkward.'

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

Pirates

Balding gnomes

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

'Who's that painted lady?'

"Sometimes, late at night, I do wonder, 'is he laughing at me or laughing with me?'"

'We should have removed that sign.'

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"