Fantasy Fiction Friend Prints

Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

He looks so natural lying there...

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Hansel and Gretal

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Going Down?

Mermaids in love

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Well this is awkward.'

Balding gnomes

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Pirates

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

'We should have removed that sign.'

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

'Who's that painted lady?'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

A not-so-bright vampire with Seasonal Affective Disorder.

"Sometimes, late at night, I do wonder, 'is he laughing at me or laughing with me?'"

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.