Biker With A Soft Spot Gifts

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Dairy Devil

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

Old School Mustaches

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

Waco violence

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"If you can stand the cuteness, take a look at my cat."

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.

Hells singles