Nudist Biker Gifts

'No buddy, I didn't stop you because you were going too fast.'

"Privates Beach"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

"I've got pride but no shame."

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'I've never done this before.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'