Nudist Beachgoer Gifts

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

"Privates Beach"

Brighton Bersagliere.

Built and Built without a permit.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I've got pride but no shame."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Success often means distracting the competition.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

Geek Beach

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

World's sma.... llest beach

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."