Nude Beach Goers Gifts

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Brighton Bersagliere.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

Surf lift.

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."