Nude Beach Goers Gifts

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

That's my summer place.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

Surf lift.

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'