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'No buddy, I didn't stop you because you were going too fast.'

"Privates Beach"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"I've got pride but no shame."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'I've never done this before.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Success often means distracting the competition.

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"I'll try just one to start."

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."