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'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

'How was I meant to know it was only for men?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

'Oh please Just who does Jerry think he's kidding with that censor strip'

Nude tourist.