Nudist Beach Admirer T-Shirts

Peeled beach

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

In the art gallery

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Turtle nude painting.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Nude painting

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Did you know your fly was open?'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."